There are some things that can be done nude, and some things that should not be. People disagree about what belongs in what set. Some people begrudgingly get naked to shower and maybe for sex (as long as the light’s out), but are sure to cover up at any other time. Others swim, suntan, and of course, play volleyball, in the nude. One thing that they agree on, is that cooking should not be done naked.Thus, I’d dug out an apron, somewhat reluctantly. Now, I wouldn’t say that I was a nudist. I’ve been to nude beaches, sure. And I certainly like hanging around the house in summer in the nude. But that’s because it gets hot round here. “Damn hot,” as the late, great Robin Williams would say. So I don’t see why people wouldn’t be naked at every opportunity. Now, my girlfriend, Chloe, doesn’t quite agree, so it’s been a while since I went to a nude beach. But I certainly don’t see why anyone would wear clothes in the privacy of their own home. Unless, of course, they were about to fry some onions.Hence, I had an apron on. A very silly, old apron, that someone had given to me, thinking, ‘yeah, Phil can wear that at barbecues,’ Actually, probably thinking, ‘oh shit, it’s December 24, and I haven’t bought Phil anything.’ Still, it had been used. Even if it was corny, with it’s stupid ‘Kiss the Cook’ picture, it did serve an important purpose in standing between my genitals and cooking oil hissing and spitting on the stove top.Of course, another reason to wear clothes is to avoid embarrassment, because our society kind of expects people to be wearing something. But Chloe was starting to get used to me wandering around au naturel, and as we’d only been living together for a few weeks, she was rather willing to forgive my little quirks.Thus, when I heard her key in the door, I carried on with my cooking, knowing full well that she would soon be walking down the corridor past the kitchen. And I knew that she would look into the kitchen and see my naked back. And if she happened to have come home from work in a randy mood (as she did quite often, thankfully), well then… I could put the meal on hold for a while. A smile spread across my face as I remembered last week when she’d thrown me against şişli escort the wall in the entrance hall and had her evil way with me within seconds of arriving home. I felt my cock slowly rising against the plastic of the apron.”Hi Phil,” I heard Chloe’s familiar voice say. It was slightly deeper than usual, with the hint of a smile. I grinned – she sounded horny.I loved listening to her voice when she was in this sort of mood, so seductive and sweet. So much so, that I almost missed what she was saying. “This is Sonia, a friend from work.”`Friend from…ohmigod, there’s someone else here, and my butt is uncovered’, I thought, and immediately spun around so that the apron would cover my nakedness.”Hi Phil,” said Sonia. She was tall, a good six inches taller than Chloe, almost as tall as me. Her long blonde hair was neatly tied back, and my eyes wandered down to where her dark green work blazer made a ‘V’, revealing something lacy at the bottom. I caught myself and brought my eyes up to meet hers. Except she was looking down… down to where my erect cock was pushing out the apron.”Err, hi,” I said, trying to somehow cover myself with my hands, whilst trying to look casual, and failing on both counts.”He looks a bit agitated,” Sonia said to Chloe. “What shall we do to calm him down?”Chloe had that twinkle in her green eyes as she replied, “Well, maybe you should do what the apron suggests – `Kiss the Cook'”.I stared at my girlfriend. I loved her very dearly, I loved her long red hair, her beautiful pale skin, her ample breasts. And I had never been unfaithful to her, for fear of her temper, which I had also grown to love. But most of all, I loved her wicked mind, and she had just suggested that her friend should kiss me. Her friend who I had never met, who…Who had planted her lips on mine, and was sliding her hands down my naked back. I had pulled my hips back, trying not to inflict this stranger with my enormous erection. Her tongue penetrated my mouth, and I found myself kissing her back, our tongues dancing across each other. Her hands reached my bare buttcheeks and pulled them towards her so that my cock was pressed hard against her stomach. I put my arms around her and started şişli escort bayan sliding them down her back.Then, suddenly, she pulled away from my grasp, licking her lips. “Hmmm, Chloe, that doesn’t seem to have calmed him down at all.””Well,” said Chloe, doing that hip-swaying shuffle that I can’t resist towards me, “maybe it’s a misprint.” She lightly laid one finger on my chest, covering part of an ‘O’ on the apron. “Maybe it should say `Kiss the Cock’,” she giggled, as she slowly knelt before me. Grabbing the bottom of the apron, she slowly lifted it up, so that my fully erect cock was exposed.”Mmmmm, you didn’t exaggerate, Chloe,” said Sandra, bending over to have a closer look.”You girls, ohhh,” I began as Chloe’s tongue flicked the head of my cock, “ummm, talk about me, ahhhhh.” Chloe’s mouth was slowly enveloping my cock, as she opened her throat. “Ummm, do you?”,”Ugh-hgh,” said Chloe.”Don’t speak with your mouth full,” said Sonia.Chloe sucked in her cheeks and slid her mouth up and off my cock. “Well, why don’t you tell Phil all about us, Son?””Well,” began Sonia, as Chloe swallowed me down once more, “we’ve worked together for about, what, five years now?””Mmmm-hmmmm,” came the confirmation. Sonia continued, “And well, work can get a bit dull, so sometimes Chloe and I head off to the ladies and well, help each other through the day if you know what I mean.”My eyes nearly popped out of my head. “You mean…ohhhh, you two…””Well, usually in the work bathroom, it’s only really possible to have a quick finger-fuck, but occasionally after everyone’s gone home, we have a good soixante-neuf session on the boss’s desk, or on the floor.””Mmmmm,” added Chloe, her lips wrapped around the head of my cock as she looked up into my eyes. I’d imagined Chloe with another woman – it’s just something guys do imagine, but I’d never really thought it would ever happen. Not that she was against the idea, we’d discussed all sorts of fantasies, and I’d mentioned the thought of seeing two women together. Chloe had somehow intellectualized that discussion, determined to find out why men thought that way, and then changed the subject, so I thought that she just wasn’t interested in women.Chloe was mecidiyeköy escort lightly tickling my balls with one hand, pumping my cock with the other hand and flicking the tip of my cock with her tongue. I imagined her face in the pussy of this blonde beauty, and felt my orgasm approaching.So I groaned in frustration as Chloe stopped her stimulation, and stood up. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, love, but I thought you might be jealous.” She kissed me lightly on the lips. “But I think I know you well enough now to know that you’ll cope.”At that stage, I was willing to cope with anything as long as I got some relief from the ache in my cock.But that didn’t seem high on Chloe’s list of priorities. Instead, she said, “So, I thought I’d give Sonia a change of scenery… besides the boss’s desk isn’t very comfortable.” She stood on her toes in order to kiss Sonia.I stood by, dumbstruck, as my girlfriend unbuttoned her work colleague’s blazer and carefully placed in on the kitchen benchtop. Sonia’s breasts were small, but her nipples stuck out through the bodystocking she was wearing. And as Chloe unzipped her skirt, and pulled that down, I caught a glimpse of her pale pubes poking through lower down.Then Chloe removed her own jacket and shimmied out of her skirt. As was often the case, she wasn’t wearing knickers – just the garter belt and stockings that she favoured. I had always assumed that when she came home knickerless, it was to give me a thrill… now I wasn’t so sure, but as I watched Sonia’s hands roaming over her naked butt, any feelings of jealousy were replaced by severe horniness, and I started to stroke myself.”Don’t waste a drop,” instructed Chloe, who in spite of facing away from me, and having her hands on a beautiful woman’s breasts, still seemed to know what I was doing. “Or else, we won’t let you join in at all tonight.””Okay,” I replied, resolutely keeping my hands by my side as the two semi-naked women walked hand-in-hand to the bedroom. I followed them, my cock pointing out the way.Sonia peeled off her body stocking and lay down on the silk sheets that Chloe had insisted that I buy. Chloe kissed her way down Sonia’s body and buried her face between her thighs. Sonia moaned softly and brought her hand up to pinch her nipple. She stared into my eyes as she arched her back, desperately pushing herself into my girlfriend’s willing mouth. Without realizing what I was doing, I started to stroke myself again.